STEVE HARVEY
TERRELL OWENS
JOHN BOEHNER (who was disqualified for cultural reasons)
Transcript from Steve's acceptance speech: (sniff) Man (sniff) God has been good, man. (voice breaking up) When I was little boy down in West Virginia man, (tears rolling down the same cheek they always roll down) I always dreamed about (sniff) doing something with my life. Man, I been locked up, didn't get my first car until I was 38, but like I told my second ex-wife: 'Things can change.' (sniffing while the crowd applauds) People be talkin' about me on the blogs and that ain't cool, man. My kids read that stuff. But I gots me a personal trainer man and I'm gonna kick everybody's azz who makin' fun of me on the blog pages and the Twitters and Facebookses.
I just wanna thank everybody, including all the tissue companies and the folks who let me cry on their shoulder. (voice breaking) I loves y'all.
CONGRATS MR. HARVEY! We love (when) you (cry) too!
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